36 Answers To Dumb Women’s Questions

Every so often a video comes out that’s just so stupid you get a headache just watching it. Buzzfeed Yellow came out with such a video on January 25, 2016.  I’m also going to post up a response to the 36 Idiotic questions myself.

  1. How does it feel to be the same sex as Donald Trump? 

I don’t know how does it feel to be the same sex as Sarah Palin? I know what’s going on here this is a clear attempt to project the ‘Yes all men’ narrative. Just like we men should somehow feel guilty because some man somewhere did something bad to a woman. And because that man had a penis it’s somehow all men’s fault.

2 Why do you hate Rom Coms?

I don’t! I do have a preference and Rom-Coms are not at the top of this list. It’s called having a preference! You know what if you prefer Pepsi to Coke then you also have a preference. That doesn’t mean you hate the other one. And for the record never seen the Notebook and I don’t like Beyonce.

Yeah, you can already see where this is going right?

3. Why do you make women sit around and talk about men in movies When y’all easily sit around and talk about boobs for hours.

Yes, sir folks! The growing problem of men making women sit down and talk about men in movies at GUNPOINT is a growing problem that requires 255% of our gross domestic product to deal with forthwith. The longest conversation I’ve had about boobs recently occurred when I ran into this woman who worked in a lingerie store. She was quite helpful in clearing up some size issues that I didn’t know about. Other than that the longest conversation I’ve ever had about women’s boobs lasted about three minutes and involved the pencil test for boobs.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The+Pencil+Test

 

Longest conversation about boobs usually goes “She’s a got a nice rack!” and the response is either yes or no. Unless it involves breast cancer or something like that the conversation is over pretty fast. I suspect that this is women WHO DO spend hours talking about their men’s attributes assuming we do the same thing.

4. Why do you automatically assume that you won’t like TV or Movies that star a female lead?

Four questions in and I’m already starting to get a headache from the constant facepalming. Who the FUCK assumes this? Is there a rabid pack of wild roaming TV and Film watchers out there actively hating anything that has a female lead in it. I’ll watch and have watched more than a few shows with a female lead and liked them a lot. What I don’t like are shows that try to cram a message down my throat or start lecturing me. Which is why I usually don’t like Spike Lees movies, there have been some exceptions though.

5. Why are you surprised when women are funny?

Because in general, they’re not as funny as men. There are of course exceptions but again you assuming that we’re going to be surprised is likely as much you projecting the fact that you’re more surprised when you come across a funny woman than we men are. For the record the blonde that comes on after this question and says she’s funnier than you are? Yeah, you’re not fucking funny at all.

6.Why do you think we’re obsessed with you after we hook up?

That would be because most of the time when you hook up with a guy you have this annoying habit of hanging around for a few days after the event! I’ve turned down and decided not to go there with women in the past because of this myself

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Nuff said, Charlie!

7. Why can’t I sleep with as many people as I want to without being judged? When men do it, they’re congratulated

First of all, you nose ring idiot, nobody is preventing you from saying no! Second the people most likely to judge you harshly? Other women and as for men being congratulated well Charlie Sheen hasn’t exactly been praised to the rafters for his behavior last time I checked. Besides, you cannot do anything without being judged.

8.Why do you consider a woman a tease if she doesn’t sleep with you after three dates, But a slut if she sleeps with you on the first date?

Well, you’re right we’re not entitled to sex from you. You know what though you’re not entitled to keep using a man as a free meal and resources either. For some odd reason, most men don’t like wasting their time. As for sleeping with a guy on the first date? Sometimes that happens

9. In what world does No mean Yes? 

While I’ve never run into women that will say no, and then say yes FIVE FUCKING MINUTES LATER! I know guys that have, it’s risky especially if the guy decides to break it off later and the woman then decides that she was raped later for what was at the time a consensual act.

10. Why do you say that women are too emotional to be leaders- then justify cat calling by saying that men can’t control themselves?

Got to ask where the hell have you been coming up with these asinine assumptions. We’re not even a third of the way through these questions, and already I’ve seen enough projection to figure out that whoever wrote this hasn’t been in touch with reality for a while now. I’ve never said anything like that about women nor have I done any catcalling either in recent memory

11. Why do you think that just because you’re nice to me that you’re entitled to my body?

What makes you think that you’re somehow magically entitled to my spare time and money? Or that I even have to spend anything on you at all?

12. Why would you ever send an unsolicited dick pic?

I don’t do that, but since we’re on the topic why would you ever send an unsolicited nude pic?

13. Why do you feel that it’s OK to harass women or make offensive comments about women, but when somebody does it to your sister it’s not OK?

My sisters? Well, they’re both adults and can look after themselves. Besides, I also know enough about them to know that some of the comments are warranted to some extent. You’re not entitled to White Knights saving your ass every time someone says something you don’t like, you pampered little princess!

14. How does it feel to interrupt me when I’m in the middle of making a point during the meeting?

I get interrupted too. This isn’t exclusively a “she’s a woman so I MUST INTERRUPT HER!!!” kind of thing going on. No matter how much you might want it to be. And if you’re being an idiot and getting interrupted is probably warranted.

15. Why do you have to sit with your legs so wide open? I get that you have balls, but I don’t stand around with my arms wide open to make room for my boobs.

This has got to the single most stupid fucking question in a video that’s already got a lot of stupid questions. Because they’re not the same thing, nor are they even in the same place and that Asian chick that looks like a guy standing there with her arms wide open looks like an epic idiot.

16. Why are women perceived as the weaker sex?

Wow, because of biology you stupid idiot. Women have less muscle mass for their weight and size than men do. A proven scientific fact also all the world records for strength for men are significantly higher than they are for women. BECAUSE COMMON SENSE YOU FUCKING MORON!

Sorry, had to say that here

17. Why is it so bad to show your emotions?

Because people have a range that they’re comfortable with and men process emotion differently than women do, that’s why. In some cases, guys that showed their emotions got taken advantage of for doing so. And here’s a shocker for you a lot of women find emotional guys to be weak! There are any number of reasons for this, and they’re all personal so fucking deal with it.

18. Why are you always trying to prove your masculinity to me?

Personally, I’m just interested in being me; I just happen to be a guy so SURPRISE I act like one! Yes, there are some confused men out there that got some bad examples but accusing men of being masculine is like accusing birds of flying!

19. Why the fuck isn’t it ladylike to cuss? When did words get genders?

NOBODY is stopping you from cussing you stupid idiot!

20. Why is it your first instinct to doubt women who have been sexually violated or raped?

We don’t! But there’s this thing called Due Process that has to be followed in an investigation

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/due%20process

Yes you see simply allowing the accusation to be the crime isn’t legal that’s why. And if that’s not enough we have myriads of occasions when false accusations have resulted in some pretty severe consequences.

21. Why do you assume a woman is angry because she’s on her period?

Because women tend to get angrier on their periods, this has been proven time and again idiot. In fact, the Google search for “Women get angry on their period” yielded up 72,100,000 hits on google.

22. Why do you think women that wear makeup are false advertising? We could say the same thing about your dick size

Excuse me for one second

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That was cumulative from the collective idiocy of these questions that just hit critical mass with interest

I know that some guys do stuff socks into their pants to make their junk look bigger but to even put that on the same level as makeup is just plain stupid. And just for the record men did wear makeup in the past

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_cosmetics

The level of stupidity in this video is just killing me

23. Why isn’t it weird that there’s a bunch of old white men sitting in a room making legislation about what I can and can’t do with my body?

Then elect more women stupid! But I cannot help but notice that women whine about this issue only when there’s money, power or status involved. But when you talk about jobs that don’t have these things attached to them where there aren’t a lot of women working in them? Suddenly you have epic silence.

24. Do you have a coochie?

No, do you have a penis?

25. Why are straight guys so obsessed with Lesbians?

Because guys like women on women porn! Why is this even a surprise to you? Some guys like this some don’t. This falls under the fetish category; it also falls under the preference category as well. If the guys are doing it in his home, it’s not any of your business.

26. How does it feel to get kicked in the balls?

It hurts! In case, the fact that the dude is rolling around in pain on the ground didn’t fucking make that clear enough for you!

27. Do you ever get tired of trying to be manly all the time?

Do I ever get tired of being myself? No! I don’t have to try to be myself I just am, however, based on the clothes I’m seeing the idiot that asked this questions is wearing (She’s dressed like a teenage boy) This question is better thrown back at you.

28. Why are you so afraid of gender equality?

There’s no need for me to be afraid of something you already have stupid!

29. Why do I deserve to be paid less than you?

You’re not! There’s this bill passed WAY BACK in the 60’s called the Paycheck Fairness Act that prevents that. You may earn less for making choices about a career; hours worked, etc. I’m not personally responsible for your lifestyle choices.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paycheck_Fairness_Act

30.In what world does 77 cents equal a dollar? In what world does 68 cents equal a dollar? How is that fair?

You CANNOT even keep the numbers straight! Well, the wage gap is a myth anyway, so there’s not any reason to even answer this question. The way they arrived at that figure is dishonest.

31. Why are you intimidated by a woman that makes more money than you? 

Personally, I don’t give a fuck! But this answer is coming right out of MGTOW.We all know that women are constantly looking to trade up. So you’re running a serious risk of being tossed to the curve at any time. Not to mention that if she gets pregnant and stays at home for a while, who’s going to maintain the lifestyle to which she has become accustomed? You? Only an idiot would dismiss this issue out of hand. There’s no shortage of them though they’re called Manginas and White Knights.

32. Why are opinionated women seen as bitches, when opinionated men are seen as bosses.

I stopped calling women bitches 20 years ago when I realized that too many feminists had taken that word and wrapped it around themselves like a superhero cape. I call anyone of both sexes that does this an asshole! Having an opinion, by the way, doesn’t make you an asshole.

33. Why aren’t you speaking up when you hear your male friends behind closed doors making jokes that are offensive to women?

Because we’re not a bunch of PC Culturally Marxist thought police that’s why! I don’t make jokes like that even in private, and any guy that tries to pull this shit is around me is going to get shitcanned! How about YOU start doing the same thing with those women that degrade and insult men behind closed doors, you fucking hypocrite?

34. Why are you afraid of recognizing your own privilege? It doesn’t mean you’re a bad person just recognize it and do something about it.

Going to answer this one with a meme or two

 

OK, first of all, there are 34, not 36 questions some of the questions were doubled up. I’ve been noticing a sharp uptake on articles and videos like this lately. I’m speculating here but this comes across as a group of people getting increasingly desperate to turn around a flagging ship that’s clearly taking on water. Repeating the same lines over again isn’t going to do that. Telling us what we should be doing also won’t help your case either. I’m not the only person that responded to this video and I’ve posted a few of the response videos down below.

 

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12 thoughts on “36 Answers To Dumb Women’s Questions

  1. you have my sympathy for having to have endured such idiotic misandry pretending to be innocent. i have yet to regret blocking buzzfeminist using the hosts file & every day that site seems to get worse & worse.

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  2. Well it is real fact by the way that most of the real good old fashioned women of years ago really did put these women today to total shame altogether.

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